At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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