If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
