just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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