When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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