Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Acid is not a monday night drug
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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