yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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