You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
