I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize