Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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