All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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