The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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