Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she pinky promised me she was 18
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
