Did you just see the Batmobile???
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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