Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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