she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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