we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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