Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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