Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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