and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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