I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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