my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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