whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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