we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it glows. i had to have it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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