Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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