the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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