Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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