About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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