:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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