Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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