super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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