let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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