This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
