i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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