Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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