hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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