There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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