People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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