R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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