problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's official drugs can't kill me
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
