And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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