Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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