i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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