This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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