hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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