God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
3 2 1 whiskey
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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