i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
How does one acquire holy water?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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