Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's shark week go big or go home
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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