You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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