WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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