It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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