Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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