sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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