the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
